OLIVER'S
JOKES!
Hi Everyone!
I've loved jokes and riddles for a long time, and today, I wanted to share some with you!
Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A. Where's popcorn?
Q. What do trees poop?
A. #2 pencils!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A garbage truck!
Q. How does Santa sign his valentine?
A. X Ho X Ho
Q. What is a witch's favorite school subject?
A. Spelling!
Q. Why did the politician put on sneakers?
A. She was running for president!
Q. A cowboy left to go to a rodeo on Friday. He competed and won! 3 days later, he came back, on Friday. How did he do it?
A. His horse's name was Friday!
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who?
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Q. Why do skunks like Valentine's day?
A. Because they're scent-imental!
Q. What did the rock and ruler say to each other?
Rock: You rule!
Ruler: You rock!