Since Floyd arrived at the Animal House, he has been the sneakiest animal here. He gets great practice since his BFF Barney is always locking him up. As you can see in the pictures below, Floyd frequently gives Barney a haircut that is way too short, Barney arrests him, and Floyd has to sit in jail for five minutes (if he decides not to break out). Floyd has started to start a barber business just like his namesake, Floyd from the Andy Griffith show.
However, Floyd has found a passion other than breaking out of jail and cutting hair. When he is not in school, Floyd likes to play with other animals, read books, and especially meet with Mr. Slothy. They have decided to start a sloth's rights movement, as they feel that sloths are always depicted as being slow. Their motto is "No Slow Sloths", which they love to chant as if sped up.
Imagine that you and I are criminals, stuck in the Mayberry Jail. My name is Floyd, and I am experienced at busting out of the old coop. Our first step is to give each other and our plan nicknames. I'll be tally, and you'll be shorty (assuming you are short). Now, let's call our operation the Great Cookie Plan, as we will feed our captors faulty info that once we get a pardon we will start selling girl scout cookies for a living (they are very popular among us criminals). From experience, I know that our only chance of escaping is when Andy is away; that old Barney will never be able to stop us. Once the big cheese is away, we decide to use the oldest trick in the book; making Barney think the jail isn't good enough. I sit down and say, "This jail is too comfortable. With all of these doilies and great food, I want to move here. I guess it's just that this deputy doesn't think that the real jails are much harsher. What does he know?" Now, Barney rushes into the cell and unlocks it, just as I suspected. We slip out of the open door and lock him in right before we run out the door. Well, there you have it. The perfect Great Cookie Plan.
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